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    whiskey-memories:

    bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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        darrynek:

        the nominees are

        • leonardo dicaprio
        • leonardo dicaprio
        • leonardo dicaprio
        • leonardo dicaprio
        • leonardo dicaprio

        and the winner is *opens envelope*

        • adele
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          soundoffireinthedawn:

          loki-0f-asgard:

          frankienathanieljonas:

          bubblelumps:

          was voldemort a virgin

          #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

          he was a real whore-crux

          WHORE-CRUX

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            haithinkimfunny:

            queenestelle:

            gothist:

            GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

            at least you get accepted no matter what

            that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

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              • me: i'm sorry, it's just it's been a bad day
              • me: of a tough week
              • me: of a bad month
              • me: of a terrible year
              • me: of a dreadful existence
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                  b-lk:

                  royal-high:

                  a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

                  sounds like a plan

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                      unative:

                      time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework

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